When life is like photoshop

Anyone familiar with photoshop knows the old dodge and burn tools... you guys should know that today I got dodged by a tool.

While exiting one train and transferring to another, I glanced up from my book only to see my ex, who must have moments earlier also seen me because at this point he was actively trying to escape my presence. With huge black sunglasses (he's neither famous nor is it sunny underground) and a speedy gait, he pushed through the crowds and zigzagged through an area one can simply walk in a straight line through. I guess his sidelong glances showed I was still within range because his stride became more frantic and he finally ducked behind a stairwell and stood waiting for the local train - particularly hilarious because we both usually ride the express.

I was actually tickled by his ridiculous antics and, while openly laughing and walking at a comfortable pace, I simply watched him scamper away in his dorky pale jeans and ill-fitting jacket. How unnecessary and again, ridiculous. He should know that all you need is a book to be able to actively ignore someone.