Extreme PDA

The thing about dating in the city is you can't have a private end-of-date goodbye. It's much unlike the days when you'd pull up outside your house or apartment and share a moment just between you, the dude, and car's arm rest. Now it's all out in the open, on public property, with security cameras, and most of all, pedestrians. Anyone can walk right up and gander at your goodnight makeout. PDA is extreme just in the sheer volume of people passing by. And I think this actually leads to more action, aka more why don't you come to my place, because where else are you going to go? Are we really going to keep making out right here? It's 12 degrees, a homeless guy just asked us for money and I can smell the trash on the street from the sushi place next door. Yes, for the love of pete, let's go to your place.