I'm not sure if I can't take a hint or if I really wasn't listening, but an older guy I went on a date or two with was trying to inform me that his father was an A-list celeb, but without actually saying it. Four whole days later, it hit me. Four days after that, we went on one last date. Anyway, on dinner date one, this is what he said but I didn't hear:
Me: So where do you work?
Older guy: Oh, you know, I write music. And I do some acting.
Me: Oh yeah? Anything I've seen?
Older guy: Hm, do you watch (huge courtroom/crime drama show)? My dad got me on there.
----later----
Me: Oh no, your father passed away?
Older guy: Yes, and the worst of it is he left nothing to me and my brother and millions to his second wife.
Me: That sucks. Mmm.. good tofu.
----later still----
Me: What's your last name?
Older guy: It's (famous actor's last name).
Me (to self): Jesus, why isn't this guy asking me any questions?
----at work four days later by the printer----
Me (yelling): WHOoahahaohhhhh! I went on a date with (famous actor)'s son!!!
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