Size does matter

So I had a realization this morning that size does matter, but not in a feet vs man parts thing.. (Or noses, or ears, or any of the other theories out there.) It's about relationship success in relation to the height of the dude. I realized today that the taller the guy was, the better the realtionship went.

Overall, the shortest guys have proven to have the shortest fuses. A small stature has frequently come paired with a small maturity level. But why? Is it a Napoleon complex? Do taller guys act more manly simply because they appear so? Why have taller men been so much better at being stand-up dudes?

But then again, at some point, the graph takes a sharp turn downward. Really tall guys = very low success rate. Too much is just too much. Extreme height is drastically related to the same shortcomings the short guys had. Lots of height meant lots of ego, baggage and immaturity.

So where's the happy medium? So far, it's been right about 5'10" or 5'11".. But this isn't an exact science.